Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?