What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Cool music.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a short cow?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?