What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?