Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?