What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What building always gets stains on it?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?