Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the body of water think so much?