Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where do birds go to drink?
What animal has the most fun?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?