How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which animals make the best football players?