How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?