How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the wolf say to the flea?