What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?