Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a forklift?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?