Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?