What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What does an evil hen lay?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do fleas travel?