Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?