How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?