Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?