What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?