On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
They're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the robot want for Christmas?