Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?