Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call a happy cowboy?