When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What season begins with a thud?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a Zen egg?