Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?