Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why is a doctor always calm?