Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?