Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which dance will a chicken not do?