What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
A satisfactory.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?