Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?