Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?