Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which plant has the best roar?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?