What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
What day do hands always go to church?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?