What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What bird is losing its hair?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What animal likes to party the most?