What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?