What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Swimming trunks!
How do bears keep cool?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do they call pastors in Germany?