What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the professor write on the window?