Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What sport is always getting in trouble?