Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What season begins with a thud?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?