Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do bears keep cool?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?