What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
Where does the president keep his razor?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a dog in space?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?