What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?