What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?