What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the loudest sport?