What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Holy Toledo!
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?