Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?