Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?