Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?