Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?