Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?