What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?