Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are winter days great?
What school subject really rocks?
Why are frogs always happy?